In Honor
In honor of the wal-mart man, there should be a thread for funnies, be it jokes or funny situations like that one at wal-mart.
Here is a funny from Quebec, In a Tim Horton's one night there where about 20 policemen sitting and having their daily ration of dough nuts and coffee.
The Quebec Provincial police had just done a rapid change from S&W to Ruger to Glock and I noticed every one sitting there but one had a Glock on his belt.
I happened to be sitting by this man when out of curiosity i asked why he was wearing a S&W 38.
His response was I dont like Glock, they are too new and the Ruger .357 you cant see the firing pin, made me nervous... He then went on to claim how he was very good with guns and he was one of the instructors, but would not trust his life on some thing where he did not see the firing pin or a plastic gun. He went on to say how he told his superiors he needed the S&W 38 because his Glock was damaged.
At one point, I asked, Is that gun loaded because your belt has 6 x .357 rounds showing on it, you also have Mag's for the Glock, but no speed loaders, and your wearing a .38 revolver...
The look on his face was worth a million dollars as he opened the empty cylinder, stood up and said I'm going to the station!
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The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
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