The man,the myth...PA Patriot...and I met him!

[P-11 shooter]

When Pa Patriot has sex with a man, it's not because he's gay. It's because he's run out of women.

[P-11 shooter]

Pa Patriot dosn't read books. He stares them down till he get's the information he wants.

[P-11 shooter]

Pa Patriot once visited the virgin islands. Now they're just "the islands."

[mjfletcher]

Rumor has it that on his deathbed, George Washington whispered "I am but a pale spark beside the glory that is Pa Patriot" with his last breath.

[P-11 shooter]

Pa Patriot's dog is trained to pick up his own poop.

Because Pa Patriot don't take no shit from anyone.

[P-11 shooter]

Pa Patriot does not have hair on his testicles.


Because hair dosn't grow on steel.

[P-11 shooter]

When Pa Patriot enters a room he dosn't turn the lights on.

He turns the dark off.

[P-11 shooter]

There's no such thing as a lesbian...

Just a woman who has never met Pa Patriot.

[soberbyker]

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[Mrs. Pa Patriot]

Originally Posted by p-11 shooter

Pa Patriot's dog is trained to pick up his own poop.

Because Pa Patriot don't take no shit from anyone.

oh for pete sakes.....i clean up the dog poop and mow the lawn.