The man,the myth...PA Patriot...and I met him!

[lildobe]

Originally Posted by BenningBoy

Are Chuck Norris and Pa Patriot the same person?

Could be!

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He does have a beard...

[Mrs. Pa Patriot]

Originally Posted by rady8um

Yes, It's true. I have met the future PA gun rights legend. Obviously, the local LEOs have no idea what kind of shit storm they stirred up when they arrested Patriot last night.
He and Mrs. Patriot were very short on sleep, but very energized by the previous nights events.

Anyway, I finally got up to his house this morning to pick up the secure-it lock box.
Did you know there is another house within 3 miles of Patriot's with the exact same address? Don't ask me how I know. (That's when I called you Patriot, but the GPS came through). Don't worry, there was nobody home.

I was instantly comfortable in their home, and felt welcomed like an old friend. Both are super nice. I only wish we had more time to talk, but I know Patriot had a lot of calls to make and much more important business to take care of.
I hope to meet you both again, maybe the next OC dinner.
Good luck to you both and take care.

Next time you come...bring your son back...he is a cutie....and Richie liked playing with him.

[BenningBoy]

I've OC'd twice, and was a nervous wreck. I own nothing but practical, easily concealed pistols. My next purchase was going to be a Walther P99. I've used this forum to whittle down my list, as my funds are tight. Since this thing jumped off, my next purchase will be the biggest, shiniest, chromed out, pearl handled wheel gun I can find. No IWB for me, the largest old school hand tooled rig I can find, with a huge round in every loop. If it looks like Liberace would carry it, that's the one. If I can't afford another gun for the next five years, I will know that I did my part.

[crakkajakka15]

Q the Pa. Pat chuck noris jokes........

[Pa. Patriot]

OMG! You guys are out of control!

[headcase]

Pa. Patriot taught Lycan how to bump fire....

[Keith4001r]

If Pa. Patriot don't know it... it ain't worth knowin'. He's forgotten more than most of us will ever know.

[Skuggi]

Originally Posted by rady8um

Obviously, the local LEOs have no idea what kind of shit storm they stirred up when they arrested Patriot last night.

Wait, WHAT?

[CommonHighrise]

Originally Posted by Skuggi

Wait, WHAT?

Welcome to the forums.

I heard that they couldnt get the handcuffs to latch, or the zipties to lock, around PaPatriot when they hauled him away, due to the fact that his body eminates a steady aura of tangable freedom, which no man can shackle. When they called it in, they actually had to look up the rarely-used code for "Our weapons have no effect on him!".

When PaPatriot clears leather, even if its just to clean his gun, if you listen very closely, you can hear Mr. T say "I pity the fool!". Every time he walks out of his house OCing, a violent criminal gets explosive diarrehea. The man once shot a 5 round group so small at 50yrds, it had a negative measurement. Despite not being mentioned often in common legends, silver bullets are actually just a compensation for not being PaPatriot. When most people seek legal council, its like the lawyer is leading them blind through a deadly jungle. With PaPatriot, the lawyer is more like a spotter for a deadly sniper, firing bullets of truth, justice, and the American fucking way.







(Though the man gives terrible directions.)

[LorDiego01]

Wait...??

PA.Patriot got arrested?

When did this happen??

I knew he was a local gang-banger, but.... hmm....

Seriously, I missed out on this one...