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May 12th, 2008
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Re: The man,the myth...PA Patriot...and I met him!
45ACP is like PA.Patriot set to "stun"
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The battle, sir, is not to the strong alone; it is to the vigilant, the active, the brave. -Patrick Henry 
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Re: The man,the myth...PA Patriot...and I met him!
Pa. Patriot sleeps with his pillow under his gun.
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"The basis of our political systems is the right of the people to make and to alter their constitutions of government." - George Washington, Farewell Address, September 17th, 1796
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Re: The man,the myth...PA Patriot...and I met him!
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Pa. Patriot DOESN'T SLEEP!!!!!!
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 "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what is for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote" Benjamin Franklin "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin
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.45 ACP is PA Patriot set to "tickle".  He doesn't have a fist behind his beard. That's an extra gorilla! Every time you hear a Patriot Missle hit its target, you know Rich farted again! :-p The manufacturer of the police cruiser he was sitting in just revoked the warranty on that car: They said the rear suspension isn't made to handle large angry primates!  Now that I know THE REAL REASON women bleed for a week every month, I no longer have to figure out why my wife is smiling when I get home - Rich figured out where I live! LOL The only reason Ed Rendell is surviving is because gorillas haven't figured out how to run 120 MPH down the PA Turnpike, and gorillas don't fit into fast little sportscars very well.  Patriot doesn't clean his guns. His guns clean themselves up for him. (Lucky bastard!) It wasn't because "Stone Cold said so". It's because Pa Patriot told him to say it. When he visits the zoo, all the primates bow to his feet. When someone shot a can of Budweiser mid-air and said, "I just shot the King Of Beers!" and someone else shot a can of Coors Light and said, "I just shot the Silver Bullet!" Patriot shot them both, finished his Old Milwaukee, grinned, and said, "It just doesn't get any better than this!" Ever wonder why the Hooters girls aren't topless? Patriot hasn't arrived yet! The local grocery stores in Dickson City just doubled the price of bananas. They've donated half of their inventory to support Patriot's cause! My 2 black cats are hiding because they're afraid of getting bad luck from crossing the Gorilla's path! In honor of Pa. Patriot, The Dickson City OCB will no longer refer to the name "Old Country Buffet". You should be able to figure out the first two letters! We don't choose to open carry when in Rich's presence. Our guns automatically come out from behind their cover garments to salute him! I heard Rich once stared down a Mack Truck barreling down the road at him, and the bulldog began to whimper. I'm sure I'll come up with more. I promised the wife though I'd call her back. See ya'll in a bit!
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"I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I only love that which they defend." -J.R.R. Tolkien Last edited by 38SnubFan : May 12th, 2008 at 08:05 PM. Reason: Sooooooooooo much more to add! LMAO!
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"I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I only love that which they defend." -J.R.R. Tolkien
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Re: The man,the myth...PA Patriot...and I met him!
i lvoe the way this thread went lol,,
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I should of never used Pa. Pat and Chuck Norris in the same sentence on like the 3rd post in this thread i didnt think it was going get this big lol
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May 17th, 2008
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