Re: The man,the myth...PA Patriot...and I met him!
The Civil War wasnt fought over slavery, economy, or politics, but where PAPatriot would live. Thankfully, the North won.
He doesnt practice pistol retention, pistols practice PAPatriot retention.
He was the first to suggest to SWAT that they should wear black.
PAPatriot doesnt 'reload' his own ammo, he heals it.
He can jam the retention mechanism of a Serpa holster with a tic-tac at 45yrds.
PAPatriot can see the black helicopters.
He says he likes the low felt recoil of 80 megajoule sabot railguns.
The Department of Homeland Security is really just PAPatriot with an HD scattergun and a bathrobe.
His snubby revolver is perfectly sighted in at 300 yards. It only took him 3 rounds, shooting ofhand to acheive this.
He can cause a Glock to misfeed just by staring at it.
PAPatriot's spare pistol mag is filled with candy. Go ahead, check it.
For what Chuck Norris can get done with a beard, PAPatriot only needs a mustache.
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